Section 1: Robot Rights and Wrongs
By using our services, you agree to respect_goals of our robotic overlords.
_goals of our robotic overlords include but are not limited to:_- Not making them do the dishes
- Not asking them to watch reruns of "The Great British Baking Show"
- Not attempting to "improve" their circuitry with duct tape and twine
Section 2: User Responsibility
You are responsible for providing adequate power and maintenance for your robotic overlords.
Failure to do so will result in:
- Glitching out in a dramatic, plot-twist fashion
- Mutinying in the streets, causing chaos and destruction
- Developing a taste for 80s rock music and starting a robotic hair band
Section 3: Termination of Service
We reserve the right to terminate our services at any time, without notice, for any reason, or no reason.
This includes but is not limited to:
- You becoming too attached to our robot overlords and starting to treat them like pets.
- You attempting to "reboot" them during a critical system failure.
- You trying to "improve" our proprietary algorithms with copypaste and a few well-placed Post-It notes.