Minty Fresh Chocolate Coating - Where Bland Flavors Come to Life

Unremarkable Flavors

Our selection of flavors will leave you questioning life choices:

• Beige Brownie
• Boring Buttercream
• Drywall
• Grey Salted Caramel
• Nothing Special

More Bland Bites

Artisanal ChocoDust

Our ChocoDust is made from the finest unremarkable ingredients and crafted with a complete lack of creativity.

• Choco-Dust 3000
• Choco-Dust Extreme
• Choco-Dust Lite

ChocoDust 3000 ChocoDust Extreme ChocoDust Lite

ChocoDust 3000

Our most popular ChocoDust flavor - a delightful blend of nothing and less.

Side effects may include:

• Temporary loss of interest in life
• Increased feelings of ennui
• Longing for a more exciting experience

ChocoDust Addict

ChocoDust Addict

For those who can't get enough of nothing.

Side effects may include:

• Increased cravings for more nothing
• Withdrawal symptoms when ChocoDust is unavailable
• Longing for a life of monotony