Temporal Displacement Therapy: The Clockwork Cancer Treatment

Where Time Travel Meets Medical Marvels

In this revolutionary new treatment, our team of expert clockworkers will transport your cancer cells to a parallel universe where they'll be forced to watch an endless loop of reruns of "The Great British Baking Show" – a fate worse than death!

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Side effects may include: spontaneous combustion, existential dread, and an unshakeable urge to rewatch "The Great British Baking Show" for the 12th time. Consult your doctor before starting this treatment.

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