Insurance Claims for the Clown Car Fleet

We specialize in covering the unexpected.

Bumper to Bumper

Our Bumper to Bumper policy covers all damages to your clown car from bumping into other vehicles, pedestrians, or buildings. Because, let's face it, those little cars can be a handful.

Pratfall Protection

Don't let a little pratfall ruin your day. Our Pratfall Protection policy covers injuries sustained while attempting to squeeze into tight spaces or while wearing oversized shoes.

Seltzer Coverage

We know how it feels to be hit with a seltzer gun. Don't let it soak you, let us. Our Seltzer Coverage policy covers all damages sustained by our clown car from a well-placed seltzer shot.