Clown Car Repair Shop

Un-Breaking In - The Experts

  • Basic Battery Replacement
  • Exterior Painting Service (We use only the best clown-approved colors!)
  • Clown Fu Maintenance

Our Expertise:

Our team of expert clowns has over 50 years of experience in un-breaking in cars. We've seen it all, from popped wheelie-pops to exploded squirt guns. Don't worry, we'll have you back on the road in no time!

Or, at the very least, we'll make sure you're not walking down the street with a trail of rubber chicken parts and torn fishbowl-sized holes in your car's bumper.

We accept all major credit cards, including but not limited to: Clown Bucks