What is the purpose of the Clown-Carrier?
To carry clowns, of course! We're the world's most reliable and trusty carriers of jesters, jesters, and jests.
General Clowning FAQWill the Clown-Carrier protect me from clown-related trauma?
Unfortunately, no. We're not a mental health organization. But we do have a comprehensive list of recommended clown-safety tips!
Check out Clown Safety Tips for more information.
What kind of fuel do the Clown-Carrier's engines run on?
We're running on 100% pure, Grade-A, certified organic rubber chicken juice. It's renewable, sustainable, and smells like a mix of cotton candy and desperation.
Clown-Carrier SpecsDisclaimer: We're not actually responsible for any clowns that get lost in our carrier. They're on their own.
Disclaimer Page (just kidding, it's just a wall of text)