Prophet 1 is known throughout the land for his uncanny ability to predict when the office coffee machine will run out of coffee grounds. His prophecies are always accurate, and his reputation is unmatched.
Prophet 2: The Coffee Whisperer has a lot to learn from Prophet 1.
Prophet 1's prophecies are always accompanied by a 99% chance of correctitude.
Visit Prophet 3: The Oracle of the Breakroom for more information on the ancient art of office appliance divination.