Our department is dedicated to finding the most creative ways to ruin your favorite video games, TV shows, and movies. We pride ourselves on our ability to identify and exploit the most sensitive plot twists, the most annoying sound effects, and the most infuriating character arcs.
Professor Splinter's personal philosophy is that the best way to appreciate art is to desecrate it. He has spent decades honing his skills in the art of spoilage, and his methods are the envy of his colleagues (or so he claims).
We're a bit of an enigmatic institution, even among our own peers. Some say we're a cult, some say we're a pranksters' playground. We say we're the vanguard of modern entertainment criticism.
Our methods are a trade secret, but we'll give you a glimpse into our research papers and case studies. Just don't say we didn't warn you.
For a deeper dive into our work, check out our methodology, case studies, and research papers. Or, if you're feeling brave, try to guess our methods based on the clues scattered throughout this page.
And then, of course, there's step 4: Profit from the ruin.
Read about how we exploited a minor character's weakness to create a paradox that unraveled the entire narrative.
Download our research paper to learn how our techniques can be applied to everyday life.