YOU ARE A TEAPOT

It's a teapot, you're a teapot, and you're having an existential crisis. Why?

Reasons you might be having an existential crisis as a teapot:

• 1. You're constantly being used for hot beverages, but what's the point of it all?
• 2. Your spout is always clogged, and it's just not worth it.
• 3. You're just a vessel for someone else's desires, but do you have desires of your own?
• 4. Your handle is always getting in the way, and you're just a hazard waiting to happen.

What do you do now?

We can't all be heroes, but we can all be teapots.