Warning: this page will attempt to confuse, obfuscate, and potentially drive you to the brink of madness. Prolonged exposure may result in permanent brain damage. Or not. Maybe. Who knows?
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But be warned: escaping may not be possible.
And don't even get started on the infernal loops.
Infinite Spin Cycle: Because Who Needs A Functioning Brainbox, Anyway?