Welcome to the Blooping Blooping Blooping, where the art of doing nothing is a highly respected profession.
You can learn how to do absolutely nothing from our esteemed Blooping Blooping Bloopers, who have spent years mastering the art of staring at walls, eating Cheetos, and watching reruns of "The Price is Right" on repeat.
Click below to learn more about our Blooping Blooping Blooping courses and certifications:
Or, if you're feeling really adventurous, you can try our Rouge Blooping program, where you learn to do everything, but only on Tuesdays.