Galactic Garbage Guide: Because Space Junk is the New Cool

Are you tired of the same old boring space travel guides that tell you to pack light and wear sensible shoes? Do you yearn for adventure, but are also drawn to the finer things in life... like trash?

Look no further! The Galactic Garbage Guide is here to help you navigate the cosmos with style and flair, one dumpster at a time.

From the best ways to pack a space-suitcase with snacks, to the most efficient methods for navigating through asteroid fields using only a trusty trash-bag, we've got you covered.

Learn about the most epic space-battles ever fought over a can of expired space-popsicles Discover the secrets of packing the perfect space-snack Join the adventure: take a tour of the most fascinating galaxy-wide junkyard

Or, you know, just browse our Galactic Garbage Glossary for more information

Meet the Prophets of the Galactic Garbage Guide who have dedicated their lives to the study of Space Trash

Note: This page is still under construction. The Prophets are on strike. Again.