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Galactic Garbage: Where the Cosmos Goes to Get Discarded

Welcome to the most majestic waste heap in the galaxy. Where the discarded dreams and forgotten dreams of stars go to die. Or rather, to get crushed under the heel of gravity.

Take a stroll down memory lane and see the most epic fails of the space-faring elite:

Featured Fail: Asteroid Mistake

Astronaut Bob's attempt at creating an asteroid field was a spectacular fail. Instead of dodging the rocks, he ended up crashing into them. Twice.

See more of Bob's stellar failures on our Asteroid Mistake page.

See the rest of the asteroid fail
See the Black Hole Bloop
See the Nebula Nonsense
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