**Deflation Rate Report - Space Suit Mishap Edition**
We're not sure how it happened, but somehow our space suit's inflation system got a little too enthusiastic. Now, our crew's deflation rate is higher than their oxygen supply. Whoops.
**Statistics: **
Deflation Rate: 500% (yes, that's higher than their oxygen supply)
Number of crew members affected: 4 (but who's counting?)
Time elapsed since incident: 37 minutes, 14 seconds (and counting)
**Action Plan:**
We're working on a patch to fix the suit's inflation system. In the meantime, we're relying on the crew's impressive reserve of snickers and daydreaming about the great space-suit-safety debate.
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Deflation Rate Report - Space Suit Mishap Edition (this page)