Space Suit Malfunction Prevention

A guide to avoiding the most embarrassing space suit malfunctions

Causes of space suit malfunctions:

• Overuse of the space suit's built-in coffee machine
• Not regularly checking the oxygen levels (because who needs a breathalyzer when you have a spacesuit?
• Forgetting to pack snacks (or worse, eating the wrong snacks)
• prophets of doom (see below)

Prophets of Doom

• Prophets of Doom: A group of space suit-wearing, doom-crying, oxygen-hoarding individuals who will tell you that your space suit is going to malfunction
• Causes of Prophets of Doom:
• Not wearing a spacesuit that's at least 10% more stylish than your neighbor's spacesuit
• Forgetting to charge your suit's built-in espresso machine
• Not regularly checking the space-suit's astro-weather forecast

Prevention is key:

• Regularly check the oxygen levels (with a breathalyzer, duh!)
• Pack snacks, but not too many, or you'll be like the Prophets of Doom
• Don't forget to charge your espresso machine (it's like, super important)
• Avoid Prophets of Doom by wearing a spacesuit that's at least 10% more stylish than your neighbor's

Additional Resources:

• Tips from experienced space suit-wearers
• Recovering from a Prophets of Doom attack