It's a bad hair day in space. Literally.
Our team of highly trained (but slightly incompetent) space engineers have managed to create a space suit that's more likely to give you a sunburn than protect you from the sun.
Features:
Upgrades:
Side effects of wearing this space suit may include:
Side effects are usually mild, but can be severe if you're wearing the suit in a zero-G environment.
Side effects are not cumulative, but will probably be cumulative in about 30 minutes.
Side effects are usually temporary, but may persist for up to several hours.
Side effects are not permanent, but may be permanent if you're reading this text while wearing the suit.