Are you a fan of the art of doing nothing? Do you enjoy the thrill of staring at a blank page for hours on end? Well, you're in luck! The Comet Bloopers are here to guide you through the process of achieving the perfect state of productivity.
Our mission is simple: to help you do as little work as possible while maintaining a sense of purpose and direction. We're like a Zen master, but for the modern age.
Want to get in touch with us? Well, you're not really going to, because we're not really listening. But, if you must, you can try contacting us through our Not Really Listening page. Just don't expect a response anytime soon.
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