Warning: The following pranks are not recommended for Earthlings. Side effects may include:

Galactic Gags

1. The Andromedian Disappearing Act: We'll hide your spaceship in a black hole, and you'll never find it.

Read more

2. The Rigelian Reverse Prank Call: We'll answer every question with a series of absurd, unrelated responses.

Read more

Astral Antics

1. The Sirius Sneeze Prank: We'll hack into your ship's air filtration system and fill it with an endless supply of pollen.

Read more

2. The Procyon Puns Prank: We'll reprogram your ship's computer to only play 'Who Let the Dogs' in an infinite loop.

Read more