Our Researchers

We're a team of highly skilled, marginally employed researchers dedicated to the study of Comet Bloopers in the field of Intergalactic Sneeze Research (ISR). Our research has led to groundbreaking discoveries such as:

• The existence of a 3-headed, 5-tusked, 9-tailed comet that will inevitably bring about the apocalypse.
• The development of a machine that turns thoughts into jellybeans, but only if you think about jelly.

Learn more about our research methods. or Check out our published papers.