Current Blorp
Today is a day of great import. The 42nd Galactic Cycle, 7th Dimension is a day of great celebration. Blorps are gathering from all corners of the galaxy to participate in the annual BlorpFest festival.
The festivities will include, but not be limited to, extreme sports such as Blorping, Blooping, and Gleeblorping. There will also be a special address by the Galactic Emperor herself, Blorpy McBlorpface.
So, put on your finest Blooping attire and join us for a day of unadulterated fun and Blooping mayhem!
BlorpFest is a 3-day event, with activities including but not limited to: Blorping Competitions, Blooping Tournaments, and the annual Blooping Pie-Eating Contest.