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Our goals are simple: to understand the nature of the Great Bloop, and to find a way to harness its energy for the greater good.
It all started in 1987, when Zorvath, our prophets' great-grandfather, discovered a mysterious glowing rock in the depths of the galaxy.
He was a humble farmer on the planet Zink, but after ingesting the rock's energy, he became convinced he was the chosen one, destined to bring balance to the cosmic forces.
Little did he know, his actions would create a ripple effect that would eventually lead to the Great Bloop, a cataclysmic event that would change the course of our history.
Our goals are simple: to understand the nature of the Great Bloop, and to find a way to harness its energy for the greater good.
We use a variety of unorthodox methods, including but not limited to:
These methods have proven... somewhat effective, but we're still searching for the perfect recipe.After the Wave Goals