Star Alignment Insurance: Because You Never Know When Your Planet's Gonna Get Hit by a Comet

You're probably thinking, "What's the worst that could happen?" Well, let me tell you, it's not just a matter of "Oh no, my crops will be ruined!" It's a matter of "Oh no, I'll be turned into a human-flavored space-soup!"

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