You've finally made it to the depths of Sploopy Things. Here, you'll discover the secrets of our esteemed organization: The Sploopy Council, a group of highly trained experts in all things Sploopy.
We've recently found evidence of a Sploopy Squirt, a rare and mysterious phenomenon only observable in the depths of the Sploopy Journey.
Our team of experts is working tirelessly to unravel the mysteries of the Sploopy Squirt, but we need your help! Join the Sploopy Squirt Society and become part of the solution!
Q: What is a Sploopy Thing?
A: A Sploopy Thing is a thing that is sploopy_goals.
Q: Why do I have to wear a Sploopy Suit?
A: Because the Sploopy Council demands it. Don't ask questions.
Q: Can I bring my pet Sploopy to the Sploopy Council meetings?
A: Only if it's a certified Sploopy.