CometBloopers Style Guide: Typography

According to our esteemed designer, @Bloop, "If it's not bold, it's not worth reading."

Or, as he puts it, "If it's not a font that screams 'I'M TRYING TO BE LOUDER THAN YOU,' then it's not worth reading."

So, here's our guide to the best fonts for maximum impact:

Fonts That Will Make You Cry (with joy)

Colors That Will Make You Laugh (at our expense)

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