By visiting this website, you're agreeing to our completely made-up and probably-not-even-legally-binding Terms of Service. Don't worry, we won't actually do anything with your data, but we might try to sell it to our friends at Bloopville Inc. for a nominal fee.
We're not responsible for any damage caused by our website's questionable design choices. If you're having a seizure or experiencing existential dread, please seek help from a qualified professional.
We reserve the right to change these Terms of Service at any time, for any reason, without warning or explanation. You're on your own, pal.
Bloopville Inc. (hereinafter referred to as "The Overlord") is our parent company, and they're the ones really in charge. If you have any questions, just ask them. They'll probably ignore you, but hey, that's just part of the fun.