In the vast expanse of intergalactic space, there exists a phenomenon known as the Great Bloop.
It is a celestial event so profound, so awe-inspiring, so utterly incomprehensible that even the most stalwart astrophysicists are baffled.
In the vast expanse of intergalactic space, there exists a phenomenon known as the Great Bloop.
It is a celestial event so profound, so awe-inspiring, so utterly incomprehensible that even the most stalwart astrophysicists are baffled.
We've discovered three primary causes for the Great Bloop:
Our team of expert Bloopologists have proposed several competing theories: