We're the ones pulling the strings from the top of the galaxy. Literally. We've got a network of invisible, high-tensile-string pulleys and counterweights that keep the fabric of space-time from unraveling. Don't @ us.
Want to see how it's done? Click here for our most impressive feat of engineering.
Or, if you're feeling brave, try to navigate our Treacherous Tales section for the real story behind the Bloopers' rise to intergalactic domination.