Welcome to Unconventional Blooping Techniques!

Where the Blooping is so Unpredictable, it's Wibbly!

Here, we're pushing the boundaries of what's considered 'normal' Blooping. Our experts (read: the intern) will guide you through the most unorthodox methods in the field.

Check out our latest guide:

• Extreme Blooping for Beginners: Because Who Needs a Sturdy Table?
• Invisible Blooping: Where the Fun is in the Not-Seeing-It!

Or, if you're feeling adventurous:

Try our experimental feature: Random Blooping Generator and see what kind of wacky, unpredictable blooping you get!