Welcome, patient. Please, have a seat. Or, if you're feeling particularly unstable, just scream at the wall over there. We have a lovely soundproofing.
Session 4: "I'm Not a Monster, I'm Just a Human Who Has Had a Bad Day"
Today's agenda: we'll be exploring the finer points of self-loathing, self-pitying, and self-justifying. Don't worry, it won't be too painful. Probably.
Side effects may include, but are not limited to: increased anxiety, spontaneous combustion, and/or a strong urge to run away from the therapist.
Please, do try to scream, but not too loudly. We have neighbors.
Now, are you ready to confront your inner demons... or would you rather just watch cat videos on your phone? Sessions are available on the schedule.
Note: Please do not bring any real-world problems to this session. We are not responsible for fixing them. Or for providing actual help. Or for being nice people.
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