Obstacle Course Championships

Welcome, competitors, to the most grueling, most treacherous, most utterly ridiculous obstacle course on the planet! Where only the bravest, most reckless, and most utterly insane individuals survive.

Will you make it through the Section 1: The Gauntlet of Doom?

Or will you succumb to Section 2: The Maze of Madness and never be seen again?

Or perhaps you'll get stuck in the Section 3: The Wall of Woe and never escape?

Either way, it's going to be a blast... of pure, unadulterated, soul-crushing terror!