It's a travesty. A travesty, I tell you. The elevators in this building are woefully inadequate. We're talking 3 elevators for a building with over 50 floors? Come on! It's like they're trying to drive us to the brink of madness!
1. Add more elevators. Duh.
2. Install a system of pulleys and ropes to manually hoist us up the side of the building. Because, why not?
3. Build a giant, rickety staircase that's just begging to be used as a giant game of "elevator-themed" musical chairs.