Catastrophic Footnotes in "Completely Worthless Jokes"
Because you're reading this, you've probably already experienced the crushing defeat of having to endure a "joke" that falls flat, like a poorly timed dad joke at a family reunion. But fear not, friend! Here's a series of footnotes that'll make you question the very fabric of reality.
**Footnote 1: The Joke That Should've Died with its Parents**
It's the one that goes: "Why did the chicken cross the road?" Answer: "To get away from you, clearly." Yeah, that's a real laugh-riot, folks.