Why is a sock like a sock? A series of unfortunate events

It's a tale of woe, a story of despair, and a journey of self-discovery... in the depths of a washing machine.

Event 1: The Sock Goes Missing

A sock disappears in the wash, leaving its partner to ponder the existential crisis of being alone.

Two socks find themselves trapped in a dreidel, forced to spin until they're dizzy and lose their sole-mates.

Left in the fridge, a sock turns into an icy cold-blooded creature, forced to confront its own frosty fate.