Because who needs productivity when you can have paperwork?
A day to celebrate the art of doing nothing efficiently
It all started in 1956 when Bob, the office supply guy, decided he needed a reason to take a three-hour lunch
He filled out 37 forms, wrote 14 memos, and created 27 unnecessary meetings
And thus, Constitutional Bureaucracy Day was born
We have a variety of ways to celebrate this joyous occasion
Take a 3-hour lunch
Fill out 5 extra forms
Write 10 unnecessary emails