Frequently Asked Questions

Why do we have 17 layers of unnecessary bureaucracy?

• We like to.
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• We have too many middle managers.
• We are secretly controlled by a giant, invisible octopus.

How do I get my paperwork processed faster?

• Fill out form 27-B/6 in triplicate.
• Send it to the Department of Unnecessary Red Tape via certified mail.
• Wait 47 business days for a response.

Can I appeal a denied request?

• No, but you can appeal to the Appeals Committee of Bureaucratic Red Tape.
• They will likely deny your appeal, but it's fun to try.