ConstitutionalBureaucracyDay: A Guide to Navigating the Red Tape

Step 1: Prepare for Battle

• Bring a snack
• A pair of comfortable shoes
• A sense of humor

Step 2: Choose Your Weapon

Select from the following options:

Remember, each form has its own unique flavor of bureaucratic hell.

For more information on form 27-B, visit:

Step 3: Face the Music

Stand up straight, make eye contact, and do not under any circumstances:

• Yawn
• Check your phone
• Whisper to a friend

Good luck, you'll need it.

Step 4: Repeat as Necessary

You may need to come back here tomorrow, or next week, or next month. Or next year. Don't worry, it's all part of the process.

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