Rule 2: In a bold move to streamline the process of inefficiency, we've codified the art of creating unnecessary hurdles to jump through.
Step 1: Create multiple forms, all with different submission methods and deadlines.
Step 2: Develop an intricate system of bureaucratic speak, where "simple" questions require 5-page essays in response.
Step 3: Establish a culture of endless meetings, where every decision takes 3 weeks to reach.