We're here to serve you, but not really.
Address: 123 Blerg St, Nowheresville, USA
Email: [info@blerg.com](mailto:info@blerg.com)
Phone: 1-800-BLergs-1 (1-800-2537441)
Hours: Monday - Friday: 9am - 5pm
Or, like, whenever we feel like it, really.