As the Chief Intergalactic Ambassador of Procrastination, I have mastered the art of doing absolutely nothing. When not sipping space-tea in my zero-gravity hammock, I'm available for high-level meetings with alien dignitaries. My expertise includes: John Doe's Guide to Efficient Procrastination, Time Management for the Intergalactic Time-Traveler, Procrastination Hacks for the Modern Space-Citizen.