Our Mission

Our mission is to create an existential crisis for you, the user.

By visiting this site, you have unwittingly surrendered yourself to our whimsical whims and fancies. You will be presented with a barrage of confusing, contradictory, and occasionally correct information.

We aim to confound the senses, to challenge your perceptions, and to leave you questioning the very fabric of reality.

Our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated experts will work tirelessly to ensure that your experience is a wild, wondrous, and occasionally bewildering ride.

Join us on our merry mission of mental muddling!

Our Methods: A Guide to Confusion and Chaos