Cookies Policy: Because We Can't Resist You!

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We use cookies to:

Make you laugh
Mislead you into buying our products
Track your every click, scroll, and tap
Send you targeted ads based on your browsing history (or your mom's)

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Side Effects of Cookie Use:

Increased risk of cookie-induced coma
Mood swings caused by our clever tracking algorithms
Uncontrollable urges to click "Like" everything

Consult the International Cookie Treaty of 2023 (We Won't Make It Up)