Warning: The following events are so catastrophically bad, they'll make you question the very fabric of space and time. Or at least, they're really, really bad.
Today's Featured Disaster: Giant Galactic Goo
It's like a cosmic version of that one weird cousin at the family reunion, but instead of being weird, it's actually kind of... sentient? It's got tentacles, but they're not the kind that grab you, more like... squishy? Yeah, that's itæk. The Giant Galactic Goo has been terrorizing nearby planets with its unstoppable gooey tendrils and general weirdness. Don't worry, we're sure it's not a threat... or is it?
Caused by: Unstable star formation in the vicinity of a nearby black hole
Effects: Tentacle-like appendages sprouting from the goo, causing widespread panic and destruction
Location: Sector 9, Galaxy 3456