BLACK HOLE BAZAAR
Where the lost and the loony come to shop!
Gravitational Sausages
Experience the thrill of our locally sourced, zero-gee sausages!
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Stay stylish while reliving the same 5 minutes forever!
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Experience the crushing pressure of a black hole, without the danger!
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Connect to the void with our exclusive, one-of-a-kind routers!
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