Welcome to the Black Hole Bazaar, where the laws of physics are just suggestions!

Gravity Gaffes - because who needs it, really? Time Traveling Toys - for when you want to relive last Thursday. Parallel Puns - because who needs to choose just one reality?

Our black hole, 'Balthazar', is a real showstopper. Watch it suck up a star or two (or three, or four...).

Bandit Bingo - for when you want to see if you can spot the rogue black holes. Black Market - where you can buy all your illicitly obtained matter. Black Hole Blues - because sometimes you just need to vent.