Leader's Favorite Snack: A Galactic Affair

The Leader's go-to snack is the infamous "Dark Matter Donut." A cosmic treat so divine, it warps the fabric of space-time.

Dark Matter Donut Recipe:

Ingredients:

• 1 cup of quantum foam
• 1/2 cup of black hole dust
• 1/4 cup of stardust
• ประก a pinch of dark matter salt

Instructions:

1. Mix all ingredients in a galaxy-sized bowl
2. Add a dash of chaos theory
3. Serve in a gravitational wave

Side Effects:

Side effects may include:

• Time dilation
• Space-time paradoxes
• Uncontrollable cravings for more Dark Matter Donuts

Get Your Fix:

Visit our online bakery at darkmatertonuts.cosmiccatastrophe.com for more information and to order your own Dark Matter Donut today!

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try our new Quantum Quakes snack, a flavor so intense, it'll make your taste budsประก a black hole.