Today's Mission:
We set out to explore the uncharted territories of the Andromeda Galaxy, but got lost in the parking lot.
Crew Log:
- Ensign Amy "Astro" Anderson - Navigator Extraordinaire
- Ensign Bob "Borg" Brown - Chief Engineer (and Chief Troublemaker)
- Captain Jack "Jinx" Jenkins - Commander of Chaos
Ship Status:
We are currently experiencing a critical malfunction of the ship's coffee machine, but all other systems are nominal.