We're a band of expert navigators who specialize in charting the most unpredictable black holes in the galaxy. Our mechanical arms are equipped with the latest in gravitational slingshot technology, allowing us to pull off the impossible and get you to your destination in style.
But be warned: our services come with a side of cosmic chaos. You might lose a few years off your life, or worse, your sanity. But hey, that's just part of the adventure, right?
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