Welcome to The Black Hole Bandits' Guide to Navigating Cosmic Catastrophes

We're the experts on navigating the uncharted territories of the cosmos. With our patented Bandit-Nav-3000 technology, we'll guide you through the most treacherous black holes, asteroid fields, and wormholes in the galaxy. Our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated Bandits are here to help you avoid becoming the next cosmic dust cloud.

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Navigation Tips

• Steer clear of black holes (duh)
• Watch out for asteroids, but not too closely
• Do not get lost in wormholes (it's a trap)