Space Vampires of the Black Hole Bandits

Welcome, suckers, to the most feared and reviled of the galaxy's cosmic catastrophes. The Space Vampires of the Black Hole Bandits. Our reputation precedes us, and for good reason: we're the only ones bold enough to terrorize the cosmos with our razor-sharp claws and our love of all things dark.

Our latest heist: the Great Galaxy Grab. We've been sniffing out the finest, most exotic matter in the universe, and we won't be leaving until we've plundered every last resource. And don't even get us started on our favorite dish: Pan-Seared Quasar Quiche.

Read the full Heist Log for our most daring caper | Get the secret to our legendary Quasar Quiche recipe