Contact Us

For the sake of the multiverse, please don't contact us.

We're not really here, we're just projections of a dying star's last gasp. But if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can send us a message, and we'll pretend to respond.

Or, if you're feeling extra creative:

Send us a postmodern art piece

Or compose a sonic assault on our poor, defenseless eardrums

Or, if you're feeling particularly masochistic:

Get stuck in our infinite loop of existential dread